I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
