Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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