What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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