Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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