I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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