So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
