you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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