she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i think im in europe. pls send help
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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