Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I looked at my own cervix.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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