How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Randomize