This girl is more easily done than said...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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