Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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