i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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