It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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