At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
