Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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