OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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