Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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