I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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