dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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