He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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