...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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