elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
This house was built for laser tag.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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