i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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