i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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