ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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