if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Randomize