Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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