After last night, I could never be a politician.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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