Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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