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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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