You can't special order awesome
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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