I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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