Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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