My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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