Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
How's work?
Spinning.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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