i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.