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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt

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• (530): View more from California

  Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (207): View more from Maine

  we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Love me.

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  GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just for one nugget?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

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• (707): View more from California

  On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.

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