I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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