i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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