No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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