I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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