if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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