About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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