Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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