I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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