i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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