We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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