I think I just saw someone hide a body.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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