She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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