I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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