Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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