it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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