My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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