Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.