Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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