You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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