great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
There r osticjed everywhere
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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