I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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