how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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