we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
where does the pee come out of this thing
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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